FSTDT!!

Just ran across this site - Fundies Say the Darndest Things! Check out the Top 100. A couple of my particular favorites:

"One of the most basic laws in the universe is the Second Law of Thermodynamics. This states that as time goes by, entropy in an environment will increase. Evolution argues differently against a law that is accepted EVERYWHERE BY EVERYONE. Evolution says that we started out simple, and over time became more complex. That just isn't possible: UNLESS there is a giant outside source of energy supplying the Earth with huge amounts of energy. If there were such a source, scientists would certainly know about it. [emphasis added]"

Really? So what's the big yellow ball in the sky, then? Another few (and these all have a common refrain):

"I didn't come to Jesus by my intelligence and neither will you my friend."

"I can patently dismiss 100% of anything that does not completely agree with the Word of God."

Of course it doesn't make sense! I am talking about faith in God, not sense."

"[Am I in discussion with a human who has a functioning brain?]
What does a functioning brain have to do with the Bible?"

Check it out!